9 thoughts on “Caption Contest of the Day

  1. Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
    Side by side on the Capitol steps, oh Lord, how could it be?
    We all know that people are the same whereever you go
    There is good and bad in ev’ryone
    (like those White Supremacists)
    We learn to live, when we learn to give
    (give it all to Trump’s business interests)
    Each other what we need to survive, together alive
    (with Putin laughing at all of us)
    Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
    (as long as they come from Norway)
    Side by side on Inauguration Day, oh Lord why didn’t we Impeach him?
    Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony
    (Until Trump can deport them all)
    Ebony, ivory, ooh…
    (until the Nukes go off started by his Twitter war)
    Ebony and Ivory, now we’re all dead
    Side by Side in radioactive ash, oh Lord, how did we let this be?

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  2. “Seriously, Donald, I had no idea Clinton paid Fusion GPS to create the dossier. If I’d known, I never would have allowed Lynch’s people to present it to the FISA court.”

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  3. “Of course I don’t need to remind you how vital it is for us to maintain good trade relations with Wakanda.”
    “Wa…Wakanda? Yes, Wakanda, of course. Very big-league.”

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