If Only Adam and Eve Had Guns…

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The Onion tackles this question.  A taste:

HOUSTON—In what they described as scriptural evidence of the right to bear arms, leading figures among the religious right gathered Wednesday to issue a statement arguing that Adam and Eve would never have been banished from the Garden of Eden if they had owned guns.

Read the entire piece here.

One thought on “If Only Adam and Eve Had Guns…

  1. I had to look twice to make sure it was from The Onion.
    Given the stories I’ve heard of RL Second Amendment Sundays at various churches, this is VERY plausible.

    “FOR ZARDOZ YOUR GOD GAVE YOU THE GIFT OF THE GUN.
    THE GUN IS GOOD!”

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