This is a very funny collection of tweets about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, compliments of Ed Mazza at the Huffington Post.
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This is a very funny collection of tweets about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, compliments of Ed Mazza at the Huffington Post.
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Dolly let slip to blabbermouth Hermey, during a routine dental check up, that she voted for Trump.
She tried to explain that it was because he said he’d make Christmas Town Great Again, and promised a tiny Shetland pony in her stocking, to be paid for by Greenland, but by then she was being savaged on Twitter. Even Buddy the Elf shunned her. She ran away, got hooked on Darjeeling and anti-depressants, and eventually washed up on the island — where she is not judged for her jointless, pallid legs, her uncontrolled rosacea, or her American Girl NRA membership.
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