Did You Hear About the Golden Trump at Court Evangelical Robert Jeffress’s Church?

trump-gold-696x394The Babylon Bee is an evangelical Christian version of the satire website The Onion.  Yesterday it hit a home run with this headline and story: “First Baptist Dallas Members Melt Golden Jewelry Down Into Towering Donald Trump Statue.”  The piece features court evangelical Robert Jeffress.

Here is a taste:

DALLAS, TX—In a powerful show of devotion to the president of the United States, members of First Baptist Dallas passed their golden jewelry, watches, and personal trinkets down to the front of the sanctuary Sunday morning, where Pastor Robert Jeffress melted the large pile of golden knickknacks into a towering statue of President Donald Trump.

Read the rest here.  Nice work.