Bible Verse of the Day

Matthew 25:41-46:

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

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  1. Clearly you haven’t read the Alt-Right “Alternative Facts” edition of the Bible.

    Alt Matthew 25:41-46:

    41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was wealthy and you gave me no tax break, I was privileged and you gave me guilt, 43 I was a White Nationalist and you did not keep the Blacks and foreigners away from me, I needed your obedience and yet you question me, I will make the poor sick and send them to prison and not look after them because screw them.’

    44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord Trump, when did we see you humble or poor or without a voice or needing access to Twitter, or blatantly lying and did not help you?’

    45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for me, you better do for me or else.’

    46 “Then they (verily the Liberals, the Media, the Intellectuals, the Foreign, the dark of skin, etc.) will go away to eternal punishment, but the obedient to Trump will be granted eternal life which will be the greatest, best, most classy eternal life ever. Bigly I say unto you, Huge in fact!’

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