I Teach at One of the Tamest Party Schools in the Nation

And I’m darn proud of it…

According to a website called E College Finder, Messiah College is the “tamest” party school in the state of Pennsylvania.  According to my count, 28 of the 50 state winners are evangelical Christian colleges.  I also counted 7 Catholic schools.  The rest appear to be commuter schools.  We also had the fifth highest “prowler tameness rating” in the country behind Liberty University, Biola University, Bob Jones University and Athens State. 
This should do wonders for Messiah College admissions.  No, seriously!
Go Falcons!  I wonder if there is a relationship between our dominant NCAA Division III sports program and the fact that we don’t party.